I am that Mother

I recently read a post where the mother explained to her reading audience that the soda in the picture with her child was not an ordinary occurence.  And I immediately thought to myself, "why do you feel like you have to explain that"?
No mother is perfect, especially not me.  So in true form, here are all the things that I do that I will never have to explain why.  Because, honestly, it just is..

I am the mother who doesn't change her kids diaper the second that she wakes up in the morning, unless it is poop (we let her wake up and have some milk first)
I am the mother who lets her kid eat in the living room
I am the mother who will let her kid eat mac-n-cheese everynight for dinner if that is what she wants
I am the mother who will let her kid watch tv
I am the mother who has given her kid sprite, oj (not watered down), tea, whatever is avalable
I am the mother who lets her kids eat m&m's, donuts, cookies, cake, etc
I am the mother who doesn't buy everything "organic"
I am the mother who sometimes lets her kid go a day without a bath
I am the mother who forgets to get her kid to brush their teeth in the morning before we head out the door
I am the mother who lets their kid wear the same pj's two nights in a row
I am the mother that prolonged each vaccination shot (and now she is behind)
I am the mother who has spanked her kids hand in public and I don't care if someone calls CPS
I am the mother who doesn't have a "special" outfit for every occasion/holiday for her kid
I am the mother who didn't make her kid wear shoes until she starting walking
I am the mother who has failed miserable at her baby book
I am the mother who has left her child overnight and more
I am the mother who switched her to whole milk two weeks before the recommended age
I am the mother etc, etc, etc...

I am the mother and guess what, she is turning out just fine!